When we last left our heros, Los Luchadores Borrachos had defeated their foes at El Spooky Cross de 2009 and then took a nice vacation at the beach with lots of cerveza. But evil never vacations and it was time for El Chimchanga Fantastico y El Chongo Peludo to once again defend the downtrodden masses against the forces of darkness.
El Chimchanga Fantastico y El Chongo Peludo. © D. Lawson
Los Luchadores Borrachos had indeed returned to El Serie Prestigio Ciclocross de California Sur. And they brought with them a secret weapon: La Luchadorita Amarilla. She is very small, but packed with devastating cuteness. We made our plans....
La Luchadorita, you create a diversion with your awesome cuteness.... © D. Lawson.
...and then we will crush them!!!! © D. Lawson.
And then it was time to do battle. We lined up with our faithful steeds, stripped down, and prepared for the impending conflagration. We were ready to make the forces of darkness cry like seesy-gurls.
Atención, los malhechores: le destruyen! © Corey J. Keizer.
We did not let the crowd blunt our knife-edge focus. We were here to vanquish our foes. There would be many more distractions that evening...but we prevailed and kept our minds on the task at hand.
Some of the distractions were bueno. © D. Lawson.
Some were not so bueno. © D. Lawson..
When the race started, Los Luchadores Borrachos charged forth to confront the evil-doers. El Chimchanga Fantastico literally flew down the road, rushing into harm's way.
El viaje estuvo lleno de tribulaciones. © D. Lawson..
Always mindful of our duty as role models to the kids of California (Alta y Baja), we stopped briefly to assure some youngsters that Los Luchadores Borrachos would indeed triumph on the day and they would be safe. The forces of darkness could not - and would not - prevail.
Se comportan así. Escuchar a su madre y su padre! © Jesus Ortega.
Se trata de una calabaza, chico. © Corey J. Keizer.
And then it was time for battle. We were unleashing out fists of justice on several petulant squash (and one petulant child) when we were waylaid by our arch-rival, El Demonio Naranja. But that was his critical mistake! Luckily there was a videographer nearby to catch the action:
Ahhh...sweet, sweet victory! El Chimchanga Fantastico and El Chongo Peludo savored their triumph over all that is evil!
Los Luchadores Borrachos salieron victoriosos! © Corey J. Keizer.
Los Luchadores Borrachos offer muchas gracias to all those from whom we borrowed photos and video for this report. Hasta la próxima vez, amigos!
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¡Excelente Luchadores Borrachos! ¡Son mis heroes!
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